Sunday, July 15, 2007

Ugly Gun Sunday



The deluxe backwoods guerilla bolt-action assault carbine (not everyone gets the special 1x3 pine scrap cheekrest).

5 comments:

  1. That is one of the most amazingly cobbled-together pieces of shit I have ever seen; what was it originally?

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  2. I honestly have no idea. I thought it looks like it came out of a highschool metal shop.

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  3. I cannot imagine anyone brave/stupid enough to try firing it.

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  4. Hey, y'all that is *not* fecal matter, I do beg to differ. When I saw it, I thought: "hmmm, cool piece of American ingenuity."

    [yeah, I think it quotes. It's congenital]

    But this here piece fine armament owes its lines to the old '30's motto. you know:

    Make over, make do, go without.

    Obviously this cracker-type (whatever his true nationality) has some Celtic genes in his DNA and I find his ability quite intriguing. He must have been related to the people who built my house...well, who built the first part of my house.

    That's the problem these days: everything's gotta be high tech. All you need is something effective enough to wipe out the d..arn deer.

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  5. Looks like a prop for a post-apocolyptic flick. I can't imagine any other use for it.

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