and I'm on clinic duty for the next 48 hours. But it's not like I'm here all by myself; I've got the Veterinary Medicine Staff Sergeant with me. If we have to euthanize anyone, he's got plenty of experience. Unfortunately, I get to see all other problems. Except the jock itch guy. I don't call in doctors for groin fungus. But since only the docs can prescribe anti-fungal cream (yes, it is that stupid here) my advice to him was go back to your room, open a window, find a comfortable chair, and get some sun to the affected area. If I hear about a pervert getting arrested for exposing himself to passers-by later today, I'll know he took my advice. You get what you pay for, and I give advice for free.
Friday, June 6, 2008
It's The Weekend...
and I'm on clinic duty for the next 48 hours. But it's not like I'm here all by myself; I've got the Veterinary Medicine Staff Sergeant with me. If we have to euthanize anyone, he's got plenty of experience. Unfortunately, I get to see all other problems. Except the jock itch guy. I don't call in doctors for groin fungus. But since only the docs can prescribe anti-fungal cream (yes, it is that stupid here) my advice to him was go back to your room, open a window, find a comfortable chair, and get some sun to the affected area. If I hear about a pervert getting arrested for exposing himself to passers-by later today, I'll know he took my advice. You get what you pay for, and I give advice for free.
Hey Maus...you may have doubled your workload...
ReplyDeletebesides the rotten crotchery,he may now get SUNBURNED!!!!!
that's all we need to hear is article 15's flying around like locusts
Everything in moderation....
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