Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Beastmaster


Heh. Beastmaster is on SciFi as I sit here. This came out when I was in high school, and has (I believe) been continuously shown on schlocky cable shows non-stop ever since. Rip Torn (great porn name) with skull festooned dreads. A heroine with fullblown 80's hair. Super-cheesy soundtrack. Super-evil warlord nemesis with giant batwing/moose antler decorated helmet. Trained killer ferrets. What's not to love?

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