My latest additional duty: systems administrator (one of three) for our medical information system network.
How did I get this fabulous new duty? Why, I know how to look up the C: drive! Therefore, I am eminently qualified to manage a 6-foot high stack of electronics in the super-secret Closet o' Computers, formerly known as the Closet o' Prostate Exams. From here, I control passwords, backups, and user access. And I can see who's been where on the web (sheep fetishists, be warned. Being in the Middle East is no excuse).
Ah, the power.