Tuesday, December 2, 2008

It Occurs To Me...


that I would like to kick every one of these fuckwits wearing mismatched uniforms in the nads repeatedly.

Not one of you will ever be worthy of wearing those uniforms.

Gaia help you if an actual Marine runs across you wearing them. Cause I guarantee your friends won't once there's an actual chance of getting hurt.

5 comments:

BobG said...

Reminds me of the same sort of bullshit I saw in the late sixties; a bunch of douchebags who think they are impressing people with bad skits, bad acting, and lack of information. All they really accomplish is to annoy people who actually have something to do with their time.

MauserMedic said...

Bob,

Given what most people in the service have to go through for the privilege to wear one, watching some addled slacker flounce about in one trying to make a statement brings on a serious case of being pissed.

Rush baby said...

$100 they play with each others "weapons"

Ride Fast said...

Not to mention it's illegal, isn't it?

MauserMedic said...

RF,

I've heard it used to be illegal to even wear uniforms; I don't know what the law says now, although I'd think misrepresenting one's self as an actual member would be. I recall seeing something about charges against some jackass who told his fiance he was a SEAL with a load of medals; but I think he was prosecuted under a law regarding the medals rather than the uniform.

Overall, my personal belief is that the law should prescribe random shots to the nads by any member of the public encountering dipshits like these.