OK, everyone's sick of Tiger Woods stuff. I stayed away from it, mainly because a marital tussle between a hyper-rich "athlete" and his trophy wife means nothing to me. Now, I've just seen on the news AT&T dropped his sponsorship. Being the caring, compassionate individual I am, I've thought of a few potential replacements to help Tiger out.
K-Y Jelly: "Even Tiger Woods isn't so slippery he can't use a little help now and then."
Trojan Condoms: "Field tested by Tiger Woods, again and again and again....."
Las Vegas Tourism Commission: "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. As long as you manage your cell phone contacts, that is."
Enterprise Car Rental: "Pick Enterprise. We’ll pick you up. If your wife has put the golf club down."
Now, who else can use my expert marketing skills?
1 comment:
Hire that man, he's brilliant ;)
Post a Comment