Today I had to sign a form promising I would not do any of the following:
Feed the crows;
Tame the crows;
NEVER, EVER release the crows from the big chickenwire crow trap;
Turn in whoever did release them if I know who did it (I don't, because I didn't know there was such a thing as a "crow trap"; where I'm from, you blow them out the sky with a 12-guage);
I will be kicked off post and out of the peace-keeping contingent to "return home in dishonor", as it was put. Seriously.
The general really doesn't like crows.