Friday, March 28, 2008

Military Weirdness Example #2008-1

Today I had to sign a form promising I would not do any of the following:

Feed the crows;

Tame the crows;

NEVER, EVER release the crows from the big chickenwire crow trap;

Turn in whoever did release them if I know who did it (I don't, because I didn't know there was such a thing as a "crow trap"; where I'm from, you blow them out the sky with a 12-guage);


I will be kicked off post and out of the peace-keeping contingent to "return home in dishonor", as it was put. Seriously.
The general really doesn't like crows.

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