Friday, March 28, 2008

Same To You

To: Obnoxious Female Trailer Trash Civilian Contractor

From: Army Medic, Charge of Clinic

Re: Our Recent Interaction

Sooner or later, you will be become ill enough that you'll end up in the clinic again. If you're really lucky, I won't be the one starting your IV/thumping home a syringe of Toradol into your wide butt, or I'll have forgotten about your loudly swearing at me for not giving you prescription meds on demand without a prescription, and holding you to the same standard of treatment priority the rest of the camp gets.

Hope To See You Soon,

Pissed Off Medic

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