Monday, October 27, 2008

Self-Loathing


"As a lifelong Caucasian, I am beginning to think the time has finally come
to take the right to vote away from white people, at least until we come to our
senses. Seriously, I just don't think we can be trusted to exercise it
responsibly anymore."

-Jonathan Valania, editor in chief of the blog Phawker.com


As a life-long Caucasian, I'm utterly unshocked by this. Because while I really don't give a damn about color, but am quite concerned with culture and values, I've noticed the Left seems to be obsessed with color. More so now than ever. However, using this argument seems to fly above your heads, so let me put it in terms even the patchouli-reeking hippy or ideologically lobotomized leftist can understand.

You Are a Fuckwit.

Please cease and desist referring to yourself as a Caucasian, as you are making everyone else laugh at us. Perhaps you could use a more.....progressive term, such as melanin disadvantaged oppression archetype entity. Caucasian is just so...rednecky for a man of your advanced social consciousness.


Read the rest at :
http://www.philly.com/inquirer/opinion/20081026_White_people_shouldn_t_be_allowed_to_vote.html
H/T Ace of Spades

2 comments:

Nick Pacific said...

I'm a grexican halfbreed, does that mean I get 1/2 vote?

MauserMedic said...

Under the proposed plan, no. But perhaps with a short stint of education in appropriate thinking and some conditioning in permanent self-loathing, you could be rehabilitated for the good of the collective. Off to San Francisco with you!