"the hospitalized student later said the panda was so cute and cuddly he never expected to be bitten".
"the disgruntled bear later stated he stopped once he felt full, but he was hungry again an hour later....."
Apparently they have people who watch too many Disney-inspired movies in China too.
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A skunk is cute and cuddly looking, too, but I wouldn't recommend trying to rub its belly...
BobG,
I'm starting to think the reason civilizations fall is that the percentage of idiots reaching adulthood increases in tandem with complexity of the society. The more advanced the society, the more urge to take care of everybody, regardless of how much of a liability it is, until idiots reach critical mass, causing everything to become a steaming pile of crap.
I feel extra happy-hopey today.....
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