and I'm on clinic duty for the next 48 hours. But it's not like I'm here all by myself; I've got the Veterinary Medicine Staff Sergeant with me. If we have to euthanize anyone, he's got plenty of experience. Unfortunately, I get to see all other problems. Except the jock itch guy. I don't call in doctors for groin fungus. But since only the docs can prescribe anti-fungal cream (yes, it is that stupid here) my advice to him was go back to your room, open a window, find a comfortable chair, and get some sun to the affected area. If I hear about a pervert getting arrested for exposing himself to passers-by later today, I'll know he took my advice. You get what you pay for, and I give advice for free.