I Wish I Could Write Like That:

Jerry the Geek gives an eloquent smackdown to a troglodyte:

"You don't think about life. You have no philosophy. You are nothing more than a spoiler, willing to criticize the expressions of people with more experience and more hard-learned lessons .. only because you can. Everything you write is less significant than graffiti on the wall of a tavern mens-room, and as likely to be taken seriously. If you ever had an original thought, it would be original only in your own mind, and only because you are too drunk with cheap beer to realize that you are parroting the words of the last person who spoke to you."

A small sample of a written backhand that is probably far above the recipient's ability to understand, but I certainly enjoyed it.