Gimme More.....

Should a barracks-mate down the hall receive a brand-new X-Box with a brand-new Guitar Hero game in it, and should he happen to be playing "Don't Fear The Reaper" while doing a fine imitation of the drone pipe on the bagpipes while accompanying himself, the standard-issue canteen cup will provide superior ability to penetrate his closed door while accompanying him on the field-expedient cowbell.

Also, I've just surpassed my personal record for the use of hyphens in one post.

And, Jim Beam Black will substitute for Jack Daniel's in a pinch.

That is all.