Note to co-residents of the hotel.
I hate you and your children. All of you have the social graces achieved via the "Lord of the Flies" finishing school. Were it not for our current society's fascination with making sure absolutely no one is offended through the mechanism of prosecuting anyone enforcing reasonable standards of behavior, I would gladly smack the crap out of your obnoxious little whelps frenetically running laps in the hallway, with a complimentary swift kick in the jumblies for you to prevent the future reoccurence of reproduction.
It is my sincere hope your children are as much of joy to you the rest of your life as they have been to me this evening.
1 comment:
lol... someone kicked you when you were a kid
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